Can anything possibly top Mr. Napkin Head?
Is it the robot?
Read on to find out.
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He’s brilliant, but willfully ignorant.
He’s powerful, with weak spots.
He’s cheerful, but has suffered.
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He is all these things, and so many more.
He is not, however, hot.
Not a great guy in the end, though his yellow eyes are quite piercing.
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Dan,Closer(2004)
As it turns out, Dan is pretty awful.
Isn’t it about time we all graduated to hot Jude Law Watson?
Gigolo Joe,A.I.
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Artificial Intelligence(2001)
He’s hot!
He’s kind of almost sentient!
He’s still a robot, though, so points deducted!
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Graham,The Holiday(2006)
Major weeper, cow dad, and Mr. Napkin Head.
How can we resist?
Who could blame Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) for wanting to be him so very desperately?
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