“I was disappointed,” CryertoldEWon the film’s 20th anniversary in 2006.
“You sorta go, ‘Oh, guess I’m not the leading man.’
But I think it was kind of appropriate.

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Duckie always thought he was the leading man, and that was his fatal flaw.
I got it at the time.
Class lines aren’t worth crossing.'

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That said, having one third of the triangle unresponsive for most of the film is different.
In the battle of love,creme brulee unfortunately beats Jell-O.
We still love you, Jell-O.

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At least they flung each other in water instead of through a glass window this time.
It was more romantic than it sounds, we swear.
Bella must choose between her platonic love for her best friend and romantic love for her cold-blooded boyfriend.

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In the end, Team Edward comes out on top in all his glittery glory.
The result: a sultry and volatile love triangle.
Scott was killed by Jean’s alternate personality “Phoenix,” who proceeded to destroy the world.

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Still, our heart bleeds most for Scott, whose love literally killed him.
(Note: That’s no way to treat someone who spirals into a depression after your death!)
But it planted the seeds, and the drama bloomed from there.

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And that was just the beginning.
At least until the word “cougar” snuck into our lexicon.
Of course, Westley and Buttercup end up together.

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Just as you wish(ed).

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