Just your friendly neighborhood ranking of one of cinema’s most enduring franchises.

Worse than bad, it’s inessential.

Intended as a dark-dramatic sequel, it plays more now like a prequel to several unmade spinoffs.

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man 2’; Miles Morales (voice: Shameik Moore) in ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’; Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man 2’; Miles Morales (voice: Shameik Moore) in ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’; Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’.Credit:Columbia Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection (3)

But there’s a lush quality toAmazing 2.

But Raimi’s visual imagination reaches a new peak with Sandman (Thomas Haden Church).

For no obvious reason, Raimi fits in a few dance numbers.

Andrew Garfield in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

Andrew Garfield in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’.Everett Collection

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6.Spider-Man: Homecoming(2017)

And isHomecominga real movie?

What is a movie anymore?

This last bit is either what youloveaboutHomecomingor the most annoying part of the movie.

Andrew Garfield in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’

Andrew Garfield in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’.Everett Collection

(The last and worst action scene literally takes place on a plane carrying detritus from 2012’sThe Avengers.)

But the cast of characters at Spidey’s high school is an all-time ensemble.

The stage is set for a brilliant sequel!

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man 3’

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man 3’.Everett Collection

The more things change… D.F.

terrible Green Goblin outfits, butSpider-Manboils over with genre-launching ambition.

(Late in this first film, Peter finds himself at twodifferentpoints of a romantic triangle.)

Zendaya and Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’

Zendaya and Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’.JoJo Whilden/Columbia Pictures/Marvel/Courtesy Everett Collection

But he gets a great exit.

And don’t underrate how perfectly this first film captures something about Spider-Man’s central tragedy.

The sheer muchness means some key characters get short-shrift.

Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’

Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’.Columbia Pictures

A film likeLoganearns raves for its heavy-man profundity (with megaviolence!

), while a lighthearted romp likeHomecominggets extra credit for turning everything into a cameo-comedian laugh line.

Mary Jane gets engaged to an astronaut, and she leaves him at the altar.

Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’

Tom Holland in ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’.Matt Kennedy/Sony Pictures Releasing/Marvel Entertainment/Courtesy Everett Collection

Spider-Man/Miles Morales in ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’

Spider-Man/Miles Morales in ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’.Sony Pictures Releasing/Marvel Entertainment/Courtesy Everett Collection

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man’

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man’.Everett Collection

Spider-Man/Miles Morales in ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’

Spider-Man/Miles Morales in ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’.Sony Pictures Animation

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man 2’

Tobey Maguire in ‘Spider-Man 2’.Everett Collection