“Let’s talk about what I gave you for your birthday this year,” Dru said playfully.
He responded, “What did you give me for my birthday?”
And he goes, ‘Oh, I don’t know, maybe money, whatever.

Armie Hammer in 2019.David Livingston/Getty
And I go, ‘Oh, actually, I don’t have insurance.’
She goes, ‘What?’
I go, ‘Yeah, I haven’t had insurance for years.’

Armie Hammer on the E! red carpet.Todd Williamson/E! Entertainment/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty
And she was like, ‘Oh, okay.
Are you going to be putting it on a credit card?’
And I go, ‘I don’t know, my credit cards won’t cover this.
My mother’s going to be calling you, and she’s going to be paying for it.’
And she was looking down, and she goes, ‘What?’
And I go, ‘Yes, my mother gave me this as a birthday present.'"
So yeah, my mom got me a vasectomy."
But I’m thinking, ‘Well, that’s not gonna work.'"
You have to have actually eaten someone."
Hammer’s mother laughed off the insinuation too, saying, “Oh, that’s right.
What was I thinking?”