Ashlan mined a traumatic true-crime mystery, and all she got was fourth place.
Dance Moms: A New Eramight just be the most sadistic show on television.
we’ve crossed over into the darkest timeline.
JonBenét Ramsey; ‘Dance Moms: A New Era’ performer Ashlan.Investigation Discovery; Hulu
Despite the traumatic story, Ashlan fully commits to the piece.
By now you must be wondering,Why a JonBenet routine?Good question.
And there’s no real answer.
Ashlan performs a routine based on the JonBenét Ramsey murder on ‘Dance Moms: New Era’.Hulu
Again, why exactly a 28-year-old cold case about a child’s death?
Much like who killed JonBenet, we may never know.
but is that what they really want?"
“Why are we wasting all this time?
We know what’s gonna happen.
Ashlan’s gonna have a meltdown.
She’s gonna blow it on the stage,” one mom observes.
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“How was the audience supposed to deduce that was about JonBenet Ramsey?
It was weird,” one Reddit usercommented.
“It was extremely disturbing,“wrote another.
“They couldve easily done a beauty pageant routine without exploiting Jonbenets murder.”
“The dance didn’t even remotely tell the story of of JBR either.
Not even in the slightest!!!
Im never good enough.”
Whatever the opposite of Peak TV is, we’ve reached it.
