Because, like, why is everyone rushing in?
But I was like, Uhh, thats not on trend anymore.
We havent done that in a long time.
Da’Vine Joy Randolph.Tristan Fewings/Getty
When Randolph turned to ask what was happening, she discovered her pal had disappeared.
Im like, Thats weird, she said.
Then people start screaming, so then my brains like, Somethings going on.
As diners tried to flee out of the exit, Randolph remembered looking for a way to protect herself.
“So, in my brain, I’m like, ‘They’ve got knives.
Good ones.'”
She then began collecting as many knives as she could.
I dont know why, theGolden Globewinner explained.
I Wolverined it and Im doing these yoga breaths of fire, and Im like, This is it.
I dont know what Im preparing for, but this is it.
Then Im hearing, like, screams, and this ladys like, Not my baby!
Then this guy comes in and Im like, Is he a threat?
Or are we cool?
And he leans over to me and hes like, Dont worry.
Im in the marines.
And I was like, Oh, were good.
There was a jewelry store just outside of the mall.
We need DaVine in an emergency!
Thats what we need.
Watch Randolph recall her “near-death” dim sum experience in the clip above.
