The fact that DJ Khaled is also somehow involved makes this peak Miami.
But that’s really where the relatability comes to a dead stop.
“I want you to hear it,” Diddy tells him.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs and DJ Khaled.John Parra/Getty Images
The officer says he’ll blast it “at home” and Diddy thanks him for his service.
Then while driving away, he adds as a postscript, “And eat a dick.”
But hey, Diddy’s turned over a new leaf, anda new name.
What did you think you was gonna get?
But I’m Love, I’m Love, y’all.
But don’t get Love f—ed up."
Diddy continues whipping his cart through Miami and waxing philosophically.
“They wanna f— with you for having them peanut butter seats.
Y’all know what is out here,” he says.
“It don’t matter…we always gonna be able to relate, baby.
But golf carts apparently aren’t meant to ball that hard.
And the music cuts off before Diddy can bust out his trademark shoulder shimmy.
“I blew a fuse, man,” he laments.
