It is shocking to even imagineJohn Stamoswithout a full head of hair.
But to see it?
In the words ofFull HousestarAndrea Barber: “horrifying.”

John Stamos on ‘Full House’ and on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’.ABC; Randy Holmes/ABC via Getty
ABC; Randy Holmes/ABC via Getty
“That bald cap, man.
That was scary to see John without hair!”
“Like, it obviously was not a great bald cap.”

Dave Coulier, John Stamos. and Bob Saget on ‘Full House’.ABC
He had to Saran wrap his head."
“Right,” Barber concurred.
“It was horrifying.”

The cast of ‘Full House’.Courtesy Everett Collection
As Sweetin puts it, “All of the old men became Billy Crystal inThe Princess Bride.”
But Jesse’s only thought is how terrible life would be without his luscious locks.
Sweetin pointed out the irony that “Here we are, and John hasn’t lost his hair.”
“What is he, 61 now?
Gorgeous head of hair still,” Barber said.
“Nothing to worry about,” Sweetin added.
“He’s not going to look like a sideways, wig-wearing Q-Tip.”
“I’m kinda jealous they didn’t age us up,” Barber shared.
“You know, they just hired other actresses to play us older.
But I’m like, I kinda wanna be aged up.
You know, that would that would have been fun.”
Oh my God!'
Joey and Danny both stand in awe, shouting, ‘Woah, baby!’…
So she smiles at them and teases, ‘Eat your heart out, boys.
Too bad you weren’t nicer to me when I was a kid.’
Joey and Jesse hyperventilate at the sight of her."
The implication is like, ‘Wow.
We didn’t care until she was cute."
Barber pushed back that the audience is likely “not meant to dissect it quite that heavily.”
“But thats the joke!”
“‘We should have been nice to her because now she’s cute.’
It’s just weird.”
But she eventually saw her costar’s point, acknowledging, “Well, yes.
But, like, these fat jokes.
Were these really that funny in 1990?”