The way Moore draws out “LiiiiiiiisssssaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA” is better than 98 percent of the films this year.

A little background for the uninitiated.

This season ofRHOSLCis great.

‘RHOSLC’ with fight between Monica and Lisa, s4e9,

Monica Garcia and Lisa Barlow.Bravo (2)

Mormon Sunday school, this being Utah.

So the actresses definitely had some thick cuts of bloody meat to sink their gilded teeth into.

The way god (and Todd) intended.

Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman on ‘Watch What Happens Live’

Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman.Bravo