From “I see dead people” to “I smell pregnant woman!”
How hard can it be to order a donut like a normal man?
Haley Joel Osmentparodied theuncomfortable viral videoofJ.D.
Haley Joel Osment as J.D. Vance on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’.Disney
Vanceattempting to buy donuts in Tuesday’s episode ofJimmy Kimmel Live.
“The mainstream media?
“They call me creepy, cringy, awkward that I give people something called ‘the ick.’
J.D. Vance during the Vice Presidential debate.Chip Somodevilla/Getty
They want you to think that I can’t order a simple doornut donut!
But that’s ridiculous, follow me!”
“Uh, hello,” he stammers.
“Uh, how long you worked here?”
“Which donut, though?”
“No pickles, hold the pickles,” he adds.
Osment’s Vance then touts his supposed folksiness in a voiceover.
He sits down next to a construction laborer who’s reading a newspaper.
“Hello, worker!”
he says, revealing a bandaged hand that’s seeping blood from the donut case incident.
“May I sit?”
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Osment then addresses the most viral Vance meme.
“Liberals even stooped so low as to suggest that I made love to a couch!”
he says, covered in smashed donut remains and smudged eyeliner suggesting he’s been weeping.
“How would a man even make love to a couch?
Watch the full clip of Osment’s Vance impression and Vance’s actual donut stop at the links above.
