It wouldnt be a new episode ofTheDaily ShowifJon Stewartdidnt mock the latest public appearance fromDonald Trump.

And if you thought Lincoln consecrated Gettysburg with his soaring rhetoric… Well, buckle up.

It represented such a big portion of the success of this country.

Jon Stewart on The Daily Show; Donald Trump

Jon Stewart on ‘The Daily Show’; Donald Trump.The Daily Show/YouTube; Angela Weiss/AFP/Bloomberg via Getty

Is he talking about a Civil War battle or a horse giving birth?

To this, Stewart quipped: Imagine committing so many crimes, you get bored at your own trial?

Move on to the good stuff!

you might watch the full segment in theDaily Showclip above.