“You dont want to know what I would do to sell tickets,” the 63-year-old tellsEntertainment Weekly.
My hustle game has never been stronger."
“Are you f—ing flaunting your two lungs in my face right now?
Kathy Griffin on tour.Rick Kern/Getty
“Im going to make it funny.
I make fun of my remedies.
Its me, Kathy, talking to you, Kathy.
Kathy Griffin.Amy Sussman/Getty
Youre going to be okay.'
If anybody ever walked in, theyd have me committed on another 5150 psych hold.
For example, “the method in which I tried to take my life” she teases.
“Because its so over-the-top that I can now laugh about it.
Im not making fun of it, but you will be laughing,” says Griffin.
“Nobody posts my Trump photo more than Trumpers,” she observes.
Hes got a list.
Ive known this guy for 25 years.
Hes so petty that he lives for this.
Hell go afterRosie ODonnell.
Thats all hes going to do all day.
Hell have press conferences about it.
Hes so much crazier than he was the first go-round.”
“Why doesnt anyone ask Andy Cohen these questions?
Why am I always having to put my feet to the fire?
Im always asked about Anderson and Andy.
“Nobody goes up to Anderson and goes, ‘How could you have done that to Kathy?’
Nobody asks them, ever.”
“All I can do is be honest and say it hurts.
It hurts that Im not doing specials there.
It hurts that they dont want to do aD-List 2.0,” she admits.
You’re talking to the half most-bitter, half happiest comedian youve ever met in your goddamn life.”
(EW has reached out to representatives for Cohen and Cooper for comment.)
I have an agent, I just played 40 cities, I get to tour more.
And, after that?
Baby, Im back on the bread line.”
That’s perhaps where Griffin has thrived the most.
Tickets for Griffin’sMy Life on the PTSD-Listtourare available for purchase now.
