“I want to get a haircut until I get the haircut,” she said.

“Because once I get the haircut, then I have to maintain the haircut.”

ForKelly Ripa, a trip to the salon is a real hairum scarum.

Kelly Ripa

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“Because once I get the haircut, then I have to maintain the haircut.

And when your hair is this length, this is a good ponytail length.

The cut turned out rather disastrously.

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“I was like, Wait, what happened, I saw Michelle Pfeiffer five minutes ago!

Now its Carol Brady!

So now when you ask me, I say, Babe, do what you want to do.

Just do what you want to do.”

“No, thats not what you say,” she added.

Thats what you say.

So that discourages me.”

“So look how cute she looks.

Fashiony, beautiful gorgeous.

Show me what the hair looks like after its taken the shape of the pillow and the bed sheet.

Or the hat its cold now.”