“Isn’t it embarrassing when shows throw in big-name cameos just for cheap ratings boosts?”
They then welcomed Short into the room and celebrated his induction with a cocktail called a “Marty-tini.”
“It’s the worst.
Martin Short enjoys a Marty-tini with fellow five-time ‘SNL’ hosts.Saturday Night Live/YouTube
Another interaction saw Short informed that this was the time and space for total candor.
“I’m not that girl anymore.”
“And I’m not that flexible anymore,” he replied.
Martin Short and members of the five-timers club during the ‘SNL’ cold open.Saturday Night Live/YouTube
“It’s okay,” Wiig assured him.
In this club, you could be completely honest.”
Thus began a chain of increasingly ridiculous faux-confessions from the club members.
“Ant-Mans powers arent good, Rudd admitted.
Fey joined in, confessing, “Its me thats flying those drones.
All of them!”
Smoking a cigarette in the corner, Baldwin lamented, “I havetoo many children.”
“You could never do that show now,” Mulaney observed.
“Why, because everyones so woke?”
“No,” Mulaney said.
“Because it wasn’t good and no one liked it.”
Finally,Jimmy Fallonjoined the club to give Short his robe.
“Exactly your size,” he announced.
“A women’s small.”
Watch Short get inducted into the exclusive club above.
