These grandpas can get it.
But will it be a regular coffee shop or aspite store?
We’ll pause while everyone under 50 Googles the phrase “totally tubular.”

The men of ‘The Golden Bachelorette’.Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
We’re proud of you, too, Charles K.!
Praying to the reality TV gods that Chock gets an invite to a group date at Costco.
We stan a festive Capricorn king.

Bill, 68 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
This poor man is going to have to perform on a karaoke group date, isn’t he?
Dang it, how am I getting misty over a “fun fact”???
If this manisn’ton the inevitable talent show group date, producers will have failed.

Bob, 66 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
Oh boy, we’ve got a certified softie in the house, rose lovers!
Uh, hopefully not if he gets a one-on-one date.
You gotta dress up for the Golden Bachelorette!

Charles K., 62 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
Are those plans flexible, sir?
Your potential fiancee may have an opinion about this.
We’ll pause while everyone under 50 Googles “who is Elvis.”

Charles L., 66 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
Yeah, we see those guns under that sweater.
Get it, Jonathan!
Respectfully, Jordan, we don’t agree.

Chock, 60 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
Don’t worry, Keith you’re not alone.
Okay, this gentleman needs to be on the talent show date with Gary.
There’s got to be a story behind that, right?

Christopher, 64 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
(Also, yes, that is Kelsey’s dad,who we met last seasononThe Bachelor.)
Well, at least it wasn’tStagecoach.
Can’t wait to watch him share a banana split with Keith in the Bachelor Mansion kitchen.

Dan, 64 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
Gotta love a good dad (or in this case, grandad) joke.
Good to know where RJ falls inthat age-old debate.
Handsome, single firefighter cooking crepes in a seaside town?

David, 68 (‘The Golden Bachelor’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney
That’s a Hallmark movie if we’ve ever heard one.

Gary, 65 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Gil, 60 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Gregg, 64 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Guy, 66 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Jack, 68 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Jonathan, 61 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Jordan, 61 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Keith, 62 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Ken, 60 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Kim, 69 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Mark, 57 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Michael, 65 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Pablo, 63 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Pascal, 69 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

RJ, 66 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney

Thomas, 62 (‘The Golden Bachelorette’).Ricky Middlesworth/Disney