See, this is why wedding dresses need pockets.

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An open bar.

A frothy white veil.

“For Better or Worse” – NCIS stages a fake wedding for two of its own in an attempt to take down the mob, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Feb. 3. Pictured (L-R): Wilmer Valderrama as NCIS Special Agent Nicholas “Nick” Torres, Rocky Carroll as NCIS Director Leon Vance, and Katrina Law as NCIS Special Agent Jessica Knight.

Wilmer Valderrama, Rocky Carroll, Katrina Law.Credit:Robert Voets/CBS

A priest hiding a gun in a hollowed-out Bible.

Those are, without a doubt, the ingredients for anNCISsting-operation wedding.

Lets jump back two weeks and see how we got here!

“For Better or Worse” – NCIS stages a fake wedding for two of its own in an attempt to take down the mob, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Feb. 3. Pictured (L-R): Brian Dietzen as Jimmy Palmer, Gary Cole as NCIS Special Agent Alden Parker, Sean Murray as Special Agent Timothy McGee and Katrina Law as NCIS Special Agent Jessica Knight.

Brian Dietzen, Gary Cole, Sean Murray, and Katrina Law.Robert Voets/CBS

(Narrator: she is not totes kewl.)

Side note: having aKelsoin an episode that so heavily features Wilmer Valderrama definitely threw me off.

The real goal is to take down the ringleader, Wilk.

“For Better or Worse” – NCIS stages a fake wedding for two of its own in an attempt to take down the mob, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Feb. 3. Pictured (L-R): Brian Dietzen as Jimmy Palmer and Gary Cole as NCIS Special Agent Alden Parker

Brian Dietzen and Gary Cole.Robert Voets/CBS

That means wolf, if youre not up on your Polish.

Okay, remember the vibe in Abbys lab back in the day, with the pounding-bass techno punk?

She finds the news of Torres undercover work, and Im quoting here, soooo hottttt.

But Lana clearly prefers Torres, who suggests Lenny would have more luck if he opened his mouth less.

A bold deviation from the usual just be yourself advice.

Torres grumbles but does it, and he tips off the team about the location.

Yall, Im not sure I trust this grizzled detective man.

Lenny, who really just wants more dating advice, says not even Roman meets Wilk face-to-face.

Its all done remotely.

Then Roman summons Torres to his office to grill him about the secret hes been keeping.

Ooohhh, what does Roman give to newlyweds?

I bet its something silver and engraved.

Torres and Knight reluctantly agree to serve as the decoy couple.

Who are you trying to protect here?

(Dont worry; hes an NCIS agent who studied theology in college.)

Heck, even Alonzo crashes the reception, which I strongly side-eye.

Roman shows up too, and his beautiful wedding gift turns out to be a fat envelope of cash.

Okay, dont get me wrong.

Its a thoughtful gift.

I was just hoping for a fancy blender or a really expensive Le Creuset or something like that.

Robin watches closely as Torres and Knight stiffly sway through their first dance.

Kasie and Palmer have much better flow dancing in the kitchen where the teams set up a surveillance hub.

Then the man himself is found dead on the bathroom floor after complaining about an upset stomach.

Hilariously, Wilk is brought down by Vances cost-cutting measures.

We love a girl boss!

Yet more proof that women!

Shes so okay, in fact, that when Torres invites her along, she agrees.

Hey, look at that!

Knight really is totes kewl this time around.