No surprise, all of their answers reflected the ambiguityand absolute ridiculousnessof the game.
“Obviously, there are no rules for True American.
Nah, y’all are alcoholics.
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You should be ashamed of yourselves.”
He also advised: “Lock the keys away.
Don’t be on the road injuring people.
I strongly recommend not playing True American because everybody willdie,” he added in a dramatic voice.
“It’s a really bad drinking game.
You end up drinking a lot.
It actually promotes binge-drinking.”
Hannah Simone, meanwhile, wanted some insight herself.
“Everybody goes, ‘What are the rules for True American?’
and we go, ‘Well, there aren’t any.
That’s what True American is.’
I would love to see what the rules are.
Then maybe we can use them on our show, so we have a little more structure.”
As for the titular character, she’s not only calling fortherules, butnewrules.
“It’s not a real game,” Deschanel said with a laugh.
(But to be fair, are any games really real?
They’re all made up.)
