Was someone wastin' away again in Margaritaville?

But where did Jimmy Buffett come in?

“There he is, happily munching on the saltines now and ordering a second apple juice.

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos

Kelly Ripa, left, who did not almost die having sex with husband, right, Mark Consuelos at Jimmy Buffett’s house.Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

Mark could be at a movie, or a spa.

Instead, I’m flat on my back wondering when the other two cysts will burst.”

I said, ‘Well, the pain has just gone away!'"

Seacrest said during the morning show.

“I’m talking to the outlet that printed this specifically,” Ripa said.

Ripa and Gere attended to a party guest who had eaten a particularly potent pot brownie.

Gere’s response: “You were there?”

“But what a great story!”

“My knee was instantly healed.”

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