“He literally pulls his pants down and he takes a big s in these shoes.”

What kind of tales, you may ask?

Or when Skid Row frontmanSebastian Bachtackled an airplane pilot… mid-flight.

Photo of Ozzy OSBOURNE; posed, studio, in torn clothes and zombie make up during ‘Diary Of A Madman’ album cover shoot

Credit:Fin Costello/Redferns/Getty

Or a deep dive into the chainsaw-adorned codpiece collection of W.A.S.P.S Blackie Lawless.

It’s all solid gold.

Well, its time to add another epic story into the canon.

Ozzy Osbourne performs at the Alpine Valley Music Theater, East Troy, Wisconsin, May 29, 1982

Ozzy Osbourne performing in 1982.Paul Natkin/Getty

This one comes onNothin But a Good Timecourtesy of Ratt singer Stephen Pearcy.

So, Ozzy had this crazy idea… Again, be afraid.

You know in nice hotels, you put your shoes out, have them shined, Pearcy explains.

And Ill wear nice shoes in the morning.

And then, enter Ozzy.

So he goes hobbling down the hall, Pearcy recounts.

He just had this laugh about it, like Ha ha!

You know, Ozzy mush.