It’s rated R for “Breaking and entering.

Pretty sure those diamonds aren’t cruelty-free.”

Also, bear abuse."

Deadpool, BAMBI

Rated R: ‘Deadpool’ and … ‘Bambi’?.Twentieth Century Studios; Everett Collection

Reynolds has a point.

They made the kid shoot his dog!

IfOld Yellercame out today, PETA would burn Epcot to the ground.

The third film is rated R for “Fratricide.

Very possibly half-sibling lovin', or at least kissin' cousins.

But wait … were Simba and Nalarelated?

Finally, we have the grand-daddy, or rather grand-mommy, of Disney terror,Bambi.

Again, Reynolds has got a point.

But, to put this in context, Disney has a serious fetish for orphans.

Even Snow White had a dead mother in her background.

So isDeadpoolorLoganreally any worse than those trauma-inducing movies?

Because that’s what this is all leading towards, right?

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