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ranking of the top 30 bestSaturday Night Liveplayers of all time.
And, of course, who could forgetAss Dan(RIP).Kevin Jacobsen
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Oteri’s zany, over-the-top characters and utter commitment to goofiness was a feat to behold.

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(Not to mention his later success with diverse comedic film roles, including Austin Powers, Dr. “It’s been said of me that I can do comedy where comedy hadn’t previously existed.”
While this quote may sound boastful to some, he’s not wrong.
“Coffee Tawk”) or turtleneck-wearing, aggressively GermanDieter ofSprockets.

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Her hilariously flat delivery in bringing up bad news and bringing down the mood made for comedy gold.
If you’re bulletproof EverymanChris Parnellyou can.
O’Malley, a 50-year-old dancer who loves to demonstrate her ability to kick and stretch.

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She could go big and brassy as a boisterousOprahor spaced out and crooningWhitney Houston.
Even working among very strong casts during her seven seasons on the show, Wiig was a major star.D.P.
But Thompson, the longest-running cast member inSNLhistory, earned every bit of his undeniable stardom.

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As an impressionist, Carvey’s style was more, well, impressionist his gabbling, discursiveGeorge H.W.
Sometimes, stars onSNLare born of effortful attention-seeking.
Ferrell’s stock-in-trade was a wide-eyed excitement that burned in even his most outwardly subdued characters.

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For instance: Placid suburban husbands suddenly erupt in strangled cries of “I drive a Dodge Stratus!”
Meanwhile, Ferrell brought us one ofSNL’s most memorable political impressions, his George W. Bush.
Even more than Hartman, though, Hader’s impressionist skills were unparalleled.

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While other, younger cast members came and went, Hartman was just everywhere, doing everything.
That said, backstage, the still shockingly young Murphy was a true team player.

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Aidy Bryant on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Rosalind O’Connor/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images

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Cecily Strong on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Will Heath/NBC

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Kristen Wiig on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Dana Edelson/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images

Kenan Thompson and Fred Armisen on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images

Chris Farley and David Spade on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Everett Collection

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Kate McKinnon on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Will Heath/NBC

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Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Everett Collection

Will Ferrell on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Dana Edelson/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images

Gilda Radner and Jane Curtin on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Everett Collection

Bill Hader on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Will Heath/NBC

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Phil Hartman on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Gerry Goodstein/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images

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