One can only imagine what the “Saturday Night Live” cold open would have looked like this week.

Johnson eventually tied his loose ramble back into the Trump news of the day.

“And the carbonara’s very expensive.

James Austin Johnson and Donald Trump

James Austin Johnson and Donald Trump.James Austin Johnson/ Instagram; Joe Raedle/Getty

And I think carbonara what is that, like four, five ingredients?

And I think some cheese, maybe a couple eggs.

And it sounds like breakfast but it’s a very yummy pasta.

James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump on ‘Saturday Night Live’

James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty

But they charge you so much.”

Trump had pleaded not guilty.

“This was a disgrace,” Trump told reporters after the verdict.

“This was a rigged trial by a conflicted judge who was corrupt.”

Trump was alsoaccused Thursdayof using the N-word to refer a Black finalist during production ofThe Apprenticetwo decades ago.

Watch Johnson’s Instagram video above.