Or so he claims.
The game ofSurvivorstarts well before players actually hit the island.
And thats when first impressions are formed.
The cast of ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS
Oh, let me just pull out this chair for you.
Oh, I’ll push the chair back in.
Do you need a pen?
‘Survivor 46’ contestants during a competition on season premiere.Robert Voets/CBS
Do you need my firstborn son?
Everyone is so nice to each other.
And I’ve got my eye on some people for sure.
Venus Vafa, Q Burdette, and Jem Hussain-Adams of ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS (3)
The Hercules effort doesn’t seem to jibe with me.
Similarly, a really absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous woman who seems a little bit on the younger side, maybe 18.
I don’t know if her and I can maybe talk about our shared similarities as much.
Because that might explain the disconnect.
And I don’t know if that’s an NSYNC reference, but I’m a man.
But then I found out that same person was also the only other left-handed person that I’ve seen.
And so maybe now Ihaveto work with them.
In fact, Q Burdette believed he had uncovered a diabolical pre-game flower alliance!
What I’ve noticed so far: the girls?
They’re clique tight, Q told us.
Some of ‘em don’t even want to make eye contact with me.
And two days ago, I woke up and I saw two flowers in girls hair.
And I told myself: If a third wants to have a flower today, I’m in trouble.
Well, guess what?
I saw a flower!
And it was a different girl!
So they’re in cahoots.
They’re communicating some way right now, and I’m excited to unravel that mystery.
It’s probably because I’m pretty.
I’m going to use it.
That’s what I’m feeling.
But thats not to say Kenzie was vibing withallthe men.
Im not vibing with shaved head guy, [he has] not smiled one time.
So we’ll see about that.
That would be Randen Montalvo.
And the older lady the mom pop in with the dark hair and she’s tan has not smiled.
One timeJeff Probstwalked by us she did not smile.
And I was like, What?’
So based off of those silent clues, that’s who I’m going to say.
But I am open-minded and hoping that I’m wrong.
