Siga has to actually start playing the game.
Can I ask you all a question?
And that question is: What are you all talking about?
Q Burdette on ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS
Hahahahaha, that’s just a little topicalSurvivorhumor for you.
Coming out of the gate hot!
Well, I’ll tell you whatI’mtalking about.
Charlie Davis, Jem Hussain-Adams, and Maria Gonzalez on ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS
I’m talking aboutJem… or Jungle Jem, if you’re nasty.
Last week, I posited that Jem was truly outrageous truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Something I am more than sure Jem hasneverheard in her entire life.
Hunter McKnight on ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS
(Shout out for originality!)
Even better than that, Jem did not letanyonein on her secret.
I wouldnt say she was thebestliar.
Kenzie Petty, Q Burdette, and Tiffany Nicole Ervin on ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS
But again, props for lying in the first place.
So why is Jem now laughing atherselfon camera for being voted out with an immunity idol in her pocket?
That was the least credible performance I have seen since Sofia Coppola in theGodfather III.
Hunter McKnight on ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS
Did Jem working Tim and Ben so hard with a machete in her hand!
The struggle is real, people!
But what a savage move by Maria.
Jem Hussain-Adams on ‘Survivor 46’.Robert Voets/CBS
From the top rope!
Okay, lets get into what else what went down this week on episode 5 ofSurvivor 46.
But props to Yanu for making it all the way to day 11 without fire.
And havent even once talked about quitting!
[Cue abrasive record scratch noise.]
Sooooooo, I dont quite know what to make of this scene between Kenzie andQ.
Apparently not satisfied with my props, Kenzie decided to give props to… herself!
Im not saying that was the case here with Q.
Seems odd, no?
Dude has not pooped in 10 days and still feels good?
How is that even possible?
Or maybe he justthinkshes doing okay, and is suffering from other cognitive symptoms.
This was a weird episode all around for Flock of Siga.
Speaking of which, there is a littleSurvivorhistory behind that book.
I actually readThe Dirtwhen I was on location forSurvivor: Cook Islands.
Anyway, I have little-to-zero doubt that Ben is Kirhoffers favoriteSurvivorplayer ever.
Idol hunting with Hunter
Yeah, Hunter found the Beware Advantage because is there anything Huntercan’tdo?
Yes, there is.
But well also get tothata little bit later.
But you know what?
Too bad half of Siga had to sit out and watch.
Clearly going for the record!
(Note: He chose wisely.)
Actually, scratch that.
They should have flownChris Nobleback to the island and askedhimto do it.
The guy has no clue, and I love it.
He wasnt even close!
Am I the only dork out there who could have done this in his sleep?
(Dont answer that.)
Also, Tim picking Maria instead of Ben?
And when Marias ride or die is actually Charlie?
In the end, it all averages out, I suppose.
You play an idol and dont need it, people call you dumb.
You dont play an idol and get voted out, people call you dumb.
I also hope we eventually learn if the Siga six all went and got their matching tribe tattoos.
Also, BREAKING NEWS!
Probst will never, ever, ever retire fromSurvivor.
Season 50 willnotbe his last.
He said it right here on the show, telling Jem Im here, forever.
Hey, Pat Sajak clocked 43 years hostingWheel of Fortune.
Probst just needs 19 years to beat that.
Anyone really want to bet against it at this point?
Meanwhile, Im off to prepare next weeks scoop of the crispy.
