What a time to be alive!
Season 3 was in homoerotic overdrive with some of its sexiest moments.
Let’s review, shall we?
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5.Street gang or Village People Appreciation Society?
Gay or straight, nothing says “porn movie setup” like a “shirtless speakeasy delivery boy.”
It’s all in the service of…
2.
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Prison Fight Club!!!
(“Chapter Thirty-Eight”)
What’s sexier than a prison yard full of jacked men?
A secret prison basement where jacked men punch each other in their extremely-defined oblique muscles.
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Kudos to you, sir.)
That’s right, Precious, it gets the hose!"
They’re talking to you, Archie.
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And we have a winner.
Did I miss any of your favorite homoerotic moments,Riverdalefans?
Riverdaleairs Sundays at 8 p.m.
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