The all-new Golden Globes had some all-new lows, and a handful of highs.
I got the gig 10 days ago!
You want a perfect monologue?
Jo Koy hosting the Golden Globes.CBS
Yo, shut up…
I wrote some of these, and theyre the ones youre laughing at.
Also known as four hours of your life youll never get back.
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Censors will be standing by!
he taunted, should any celebs have too much fun.
Keri Russellis in PARTY MODE!
The audience at the 2024 Golden Globes.CBS
he claimed asThe Diplomatstar took a selfie, apparently universal shorthand for a rager of a time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Globes are fun because everyones drunk.
And it wouldnt hurt if the audience was too.
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I am enjoy the Golden Globs.
Not quite, but this bit was a winner.
Which is saying a lot.
Ali Wong, Ayo Edebri walking to accept awards at Golden Globes.CBS (2)
No, that goes to the various pairings of celebs there to present the nights categories.
Instead of dancing with wolves, she ended up dancing alone.
The experience was pretty impactful for people who look like us, said Liu.
America Ferrera and Kevin Costner at the 81st Golden Globe Awards.Rich Polk/Golden Globes 2024/Golden Globes 2024 via Getty Images
Recalltheir classic Geeeeetttt oooouuuuuttt!bit at the 2013 Globes.
First, theyre annoyed by it, only to embrace it with a little inspired choreo.
Its so dumb and so silly and as delivered by these two comedic geniuses, was pure perfection.
Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes.
Now geeeeeeetttt ooooouuuuttta here.
Simu Liu and Issa Rae at the 2024 Golden Globes.Rich Polk/Golden Globes 2024/Golden Globes 2024 via Getty Images
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