From the jump, its clear producers know exactly what we want: Golden guys being their adorable selves.
Oh, boy, he marvels.
Oh, I like it.
‘The Golden Bachelorette’ guys return for ‘The Men Tell All’.ABC
Inject that wholesomeness right into my veins!
Enough of this, whippersnapper.
Show me the most loveable men in America!
Pascal describes Gregg’s snoring on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
Quick, Jesse, ask Pascal how bad the snoring was in the mansion!
But alls well that ends well: Gregg says he was inspired to get treatment for his sleep apnea.
Jonathan who you may recall killed on the runway as Sgt.
Jonathan denies having stripping experience on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
Sexy insists he does not have any exotic dancing experience.
Look at that stud!
Few men can pull off an ascot, but Jonathan can.
Jack takes the tub for a test run on ‘The Golden Bachelorette’.ABC
Just before I got the initial call about the show, I was diagnosed with cancer, he reveals.
Hes fine now, but hes still truly grateful for hisGolden Bacheloretteexperience.
It came at just the right time for me.
Joan’s mom digs into a burger on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
Im coppin dibs on this thing!
Jack bellowed, checking out the oversized tub.
Well get some bubbles in there, its gonna be a beautiful thing.
Mark’s note to Jonathan on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
Time for the most controversial topic of the night: Burgergate.
My position is very simple, he says.
When youre in charge of the grill, youre in charge of the grill.
Joey watches Mark strut his stuff on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
Of course, there are no hard feelings.
Id like to have not said nothin, Jack admits, but thats not my kinda thing.
Great to see shes feeling better.
Charles L. on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
And dang, those earrings are fantastic.
1 goes to our ascot-wearing king, Jonathan.
Watching the montage of his journey makes Jonathan cry, but he says theyre happy tears.
Charles living his best life at the mansion on ‘The Golden Bachelorette’.ABC
And Jonathan like all the other men is still deeply in (platonic) love with hisGolden Bachelorettebrothers.
In fact, he still has the post-it notes that Mark left in his coffee cup one morning.
Yep, hes crying, Marks crying, the audience is crying, Im crying again.
An audience member tries to recruit Charles on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
(The camera doesnt cut to Jesse, but Im guessing hes crying, too.)
Keep the Kleenex handy, rose lovers, because Mark is up next in the Hot Seat.
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOURE DOING!
Mark and Jonathan enjoy a spa day on ‘The Golden Bachelorette’.ABC
CHARLES L. IS IN THE HOT SEAT!
The crowd goes wild, prompting Charles signature response: Wow!
Stop prying, Palmer!
Kim is serenaded on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
Hoo boy, Charles montage is tough to watch especially hisall-important conversation with Guy about his wifes death.
The picture-in-picture cam is full of audience members wiping away tears.
I have never been on TV before, at all he explains.
Pascal in the Hot Seat on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
Jesse, if you dont mind, I even didnt know your name.
I hope one day Ill meet lucky one out there.
As if on cue, a woman in the audience calls out his name.
Joan arrives on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
HARD AGREE, maam!
Whats that, Jesse?
Youve got a never-before-seen clip of Pascal leading the guys in a spa day/meditation at the mansion?
Lesbians 4 Bob in the house on ‘The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’.ABC
just, bring it on.
Everyone gets a good chuckle out of that memory, but producers arent done with Kims ditty yet.
Thats right, rose lovers.
Kim loves it, and he sings along with gusto.
(Jesse also seems to know every word, which is kind of hilarious.)
The Chorus gets a standing ovation, as it should.
3 goes to Pascal, a.k.a.
the manwho peaced out after the Tahitian bonding ceremony during Fantasy Suite dateslast week.
Watching his breakup with Joan is very emotional, says Pascal.
It was very difficult for me to say goodbye.
I hope I didnt hurt her…
I just wasnt able to give her what she was looking for at the time.
Its even ok for men to cry!
I also struggle being vulnerable, so thank you for that, Dad, he says.
Dang it, I thought I was done crying for the night!
Hey, look Joan is here!
Looking good, Glamma.
The men take turns thanking Joan for being the awesome woman she is.
Gary is thrilled to see that Joans mom, Mary, is doing well again.
Bob thanks the Golden Bachelorette for letting him share how much he loves being a father of queer kids.
And one more thing, adds Bob.
The Wayward Lesbians of Marina del Ray are looking forward to an epic Thanksgiving!
Heres some even more heartwarming news: Jonathan has met someone!
The Golden Bachelorette is thrilled for him.
And really, she’s just happy to see all her former suitors, including Pascal.
You were very kind, she says of their breakup.
I just want the best for you.
I want you to be happy.
Good vibes all around!
Theres only one way to end this love fest, rose lovers:Bloopers.
Jesse, roll the tape!
Lots of quality content here.
Jonathan and the spicy guacamole!
But nothing will beat this:
He looks great with bangs.
Is there nothing this man cant do?
The Golden Bacheloretteairs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.
