Bravo, Bravo, effing Bravo.
Here are a few takeaways fromDark Side of Reality TV: The Real Housewives.
“She’s like, ‘I need to talk to my mom right now.'”
Vicki Gunvalson in ‘Dark Side of Reality TV: The Real Housewives’.vice
The entire moment was caught on camera.
Talk to your daughter off camera.’
If I was a producer, that’s what I would’ve done."
Cynthia Bailey on ‘Dark Side of Reality TV: The Real Housewives’.vice
She added, “Let me scream and cry on my own and be mad.
It was very, very traumatic.
I will never forgive Bravo for that.”
Aviva Drescher on ‘Dark Side of Reality TV: The Real Housewives’.vice
The first involved herdropping a “bomb” on fellow Housewife Phaedra Parksabout a cheating allegation.
Bailey didn’t want to do it, but said producers forced her to deliver the news.
“I’m like so stressed out about it.
I don’t like it.
And that’s how it works.”
The alcohol started flowing, as it often does, and a simple misunderstanding blew up into a fight.
Kicks flew between Bailey and Williams, and the two women had to be separated.
“I was not in the best headspace,” Bailey explained.
“I remember actually Porsha and I drinking together.
At one point during the scene, she calls me a bitch.”
And that’s when all hell broke lose on the yacht.
Again, as it often does.
“I just kinda snapped.
I don’t fight women.
“I don’t even know, I just felt so upset with myself.
“If you’re able to’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,” she said.
“It was more important to yo production than to be myself.”
Drescher put her own needs behind those of the show, citing one particular scene with Ramona Singer.
“I remember we stopped, some of the girls were laughing, I was laughing.
It was really just a funny scene,” Drescher said of her heavily meme’d leg toss.
“When I was done with the drama and nonsense, the partygoers applauded.
Drescher refers to the Housewives as “gladiators with tits” and, well, are you not entertained?
