“It’s, like, detached from the body and everything!”

“Just out there!”

“The second is: Men want to receive them from their female partner.

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Women do not want to receive them from their male partner.

That’s just a fact!”

“Men have this idea that a flying Mr.

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Happy is something we want to see!”

“It’s, like, detached from the body and everything.

Just out there!”

“Men are so simple, right?”

“And it’s so easy to make them happy, really.

All you have to do is give them sex.

You don’t have to give them a picture!

It was to these sweet, sensible girl short panties,” she said.

“He got me a box of thongs.”

A teasing Griffin then interjected, “He’s sending you a signal!”

To which Haines responded, “Those are not functional!”

“Butdidn’t you guys meet at a nudist…?”

Navarro asked, at which point Behar slammed her hand on the table.

“Everybody knows this story at this point,” Behar said.

“It was a semi-nudist colony, if you want to call it that it was a singles retreat.

It was semi-nudist because he was naked and I wasnt.”

“Because you know what I always say, and I’ll say it again,” she added.

“For a man to see me naked, I have to be in his will.”

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