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Perhaps a government inquiry will yield answers, because we don’t have them.

Was it Haines' pants?

Collage of The View’s most shocking moments with Whoopi Goldberg, Sunny Hostin and Alyssa Farah Griffin

‘The View’s wildest moments of the year.ABC - Design: Alex Sandoval

Was it Goldberg stifling a laugh over the liquid chaos?

“The people are nice, here and there.

I had to call one woman the b-word, but that’s something else,” Behar said.

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Fart noise and water spillage plagues ‘The View’.ABC

“I said it in English because she wouldn’t let me pee in the first-class lounge.

I said, ‘kindly, let me just go!’

I said, ‘Listen, don’t be a bitch.’

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Minnie Mouse locks Whoopi Goldberg into a wind machine on ‘The View’.ABC

She wouldn’t let me go.”

And for that, Italian diva of unknown moniker, we’re thankful.

“And so, you know, don’t be scared.

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Joy Behar calls an Italian woman a ‘bitch’ on ‘The View’.ABC

Think of somebody you really don’t like and beat the poo out of that shark.

ET, butJoy Behar, however, was not.

Sara Haines morphs into a penis

The title says it all on this one.

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before Sara Haines grabbed the equipment to silence it.

“My phone goes off.

Why does Siri talk to me?”

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Joy Behar misses her cue on ‘The View’.ABC

A visibly flustered Griffin attempted to respond, though her cohosts kept digging.

This is Barbara Walters legacy, let a woman speak!”

Griffin said, before Whoopi Goldberg sensed growing tension and threw the show to break.

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Whoopi Goldberg wants to cut Alyssa Farah Griffin’s shirt on ‘The View’.ABC

Not for those of us watching, at least!

“Hold on a second, ya’ll.

Hey, who’s ever [sic] back there, we can hear you!”

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Sara Haines morphs into a penis on ‘The View’.ABC

“It’s Taraji,” Alyssa Farah Griffin said.

“I think it’s Taraji,” added Sunny Hostin.

“It’s Taraji,” Joy Behar noted.

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Joy Behar and Sara Haines with Behar’s phone on ‘The View’.ABC

It was probably Taraji.

“A lot of people are concerned that things could escalate into World War III,” Behar said.

“Oh, God.

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Sunny Hostin and Alyssa Farah Griffin fight on ‘The View’.ABC

you’ve got the option to’t have World War III!

That’s the end of everything.”

Scott apparently tried to buy himself some more screen time by standing up to deliver a speech.

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Whoopi Goldberg yells at a mystery backstage noise-maker on ‘The View’.ABC; George Pimentel/FilmMagic

“Oh, oh, okay.”

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Joy Behar on ‘The View’.ABC

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Whoopi Goldberg gives Sunny Hostin a lap dance on ‘The View’.ABC

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Tim Scott on ‘The View’.ABC