Sandoval now abides by the ‘Vanderpump Rules’ of love.

Tom Sandovalis, like, sorry, and stuff, dudes.

And he’s learned… well, something.

Tom Sandoval

Tom Sandoval.Elyse Jankowski/Getty

Oh my God, like, I’m attractive to somebody?'"

Learn what, exactly?

Inquiring minds, and Viall specifically, wanted to know.

Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss.

Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval, and Raquel Leviss.River Callaway/Variety via Getty; Charles Sykes/Bravo via Getty

River Callaway/Variety via Getty; Charles Sykes/Bravo via Getty

“I don’t know, dude.

“Like, I don’t know what to say.

What have I learned?

What have I learned?!

To not ever do that again.

To not ever be in a nine-year f—in' relationship and end it that way.

To not ever, like, cheat that way.

Like, dude, I’m never gonna do that.

That’s never gonna happen.”

Again, Viall asked the logical question: “What do you mean ‘cheat that way’?

“To have an affair, to have an affair!”

Okay, great… but why not just say “to never cheat again, period”?

Because the wording just leaves the possibility for You know what?

Let’s say he’s trying and move on.

There’s a new season ofVanderpump Ruleshe’s got to deal with.