“Like Steff and Stan, Hardy is a proto 1-percenter.

His fluffy coiffure andMiami Vicestyle immediately convey his douchebag potential.

Do you think I’d treat my parents' house this way if it did?

Played by: Craig Sheffer Words to vile by: ‘‘She’s gonna have to beg.’’ Like Steff and Stan, Hardy is a proto 1-percenter. His fluffy coiffure

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Heather Chandler(Walker)These bitches play croquet, so right away you know they’re a nightmare.

Lunchtime poll, anyone?

“With a last name like Stalin, you’re bound to be a villain.

Played by: Ted McGinley Words to vile by: ‘‘Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.’’ Gilbert (Robert Carradine), Lewis (Anthony Edwards), and

Instead, he takes every opportunity to taunt the suicidal high school student.

Come on dude, you’re just the captain of the ski team.

It’s not like it’s football.

Played by: Thomas F. Wilson Words to vile by: ‘‘Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?’’ A true high school villain,

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You’re eating maggots.

How do they taste?

Whether facing off against a pre-nuptialTom Hanksor a wisecracking science whizVal Kilmerin this subversive comedy gem, his M.O.

Played by: James Spader Words to vile by: ‘‘Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I’d treat my parents’ house this way if

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was the same: he was a whiny, turtlenecked wet blanket hellbent on spoiling everybody’s fun.

Kent’s stammering comeback?

“Look, it was hot and I was hungry, ok?”

Most Villainous Roles: Johnny Lawrence, The Karate Kid ; Chas, Back to School ; Greg Tolan, Just One of the Guys Words to vile by:

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Whatever you say, Kent.

Now stop playing with yourself!

“Among all the jerks and punks on this list, Chet is the biggest blowhard.

Played by: Shannen Doherty (left), Kim Walker (right), and Lisanne Falk (not shown) Words to vile by: ‘‘Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?''

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Rooney"That’s the last time, Bender.

That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me?

And I’m gonna kick the living s— out of you.

Played by: Aaron Dozier Words to vile by: ‘‘Oh Meyer, I wanted to let you know there’s an opening on the water ballet team, I

I’m gonna knock your d— in the dirt.”

Played by: Kiefer Sutherland Words to vile by: ‘‘Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste?’’ The year after he played mailbox-smashing, switchblade-brandishing greaser

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Played by: Robert Prescott Words to vile by: ‘‘You’ll rue the day!’’ Between Bachelor Party and Real Genius , Robert Prescott carved out a comfy

Played by: Bill Paxton Words to vile by: ‘‘You two donkey-d—s couldn’t get laid in a morgue.’’ Among all the jerks and punks on this

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Played by: Rooney (left), Jeffrey Jones; Vernon, Paul Gleason Words to vile by: ‘‘I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed

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