I dont know who you are.
I dont know what you want.
If youre looking for ransom, I dont have the money.
Seth Meyers and Paul Rudd.Credit:NBC
If you let my daughter go, Ill be on my way.
Ill… not bother you anymore.
And instead you go about living your life.
Liam Neeson in ‘Taken’.Europa Corp/Kobal/Shutterstock
A giggling Meyers then reached out for the phone before trying his best to intimidate the kidnapper.
Did I mention that one of the key skills is killing?
I feel like when I said particular set of skills, it was vague.
Also my daughter, shes a lot.
Rudd took the bit and ran with it.
Heres the truth: shes gonna drive you frickin' mental, he joked.
Shes furious I never took herto the Eras tour!
“Let me make this clear so you might hear me: youse can have her.
I hope hold on, Paul wants a word, Meyers said, handing over the phone.
Sorry to take the phone from Seth, because hes a great man,” Rudd interrupted.
You want to see a show, great?
The pals then fully gave up and just started speaking into the phone together.
Is there any way we can put you on speaker?
Rudd asked while Meyers scanned their old-timey phone for the right button.
Were on a flip, Meyers clarified to the culprits.
To say Meyers and Rudd were proud of their performance is an understatement.
“Word for word,” Meyers declared.
