Only one of them is right.
Every contestant that shows up to playSurvivorthinks they have what it takes to win the game.
Everything is sunshine and Fun Dip and unicorns!
The cast of ‘Survivor 48’.Robert Voets/CBS
And then those happy-go-lucky souls are dropped off on island and reality hits.
Because thats when the backstabbing and blindsiding begins.
Thats when 18 wannabe winners will be slowly whittled down to just one.
But why dwell on all that suffering and hardship?
Take Kamilla Karthigesu, for instance, who offers a very practical reason for her impending triumph.
My name is Kamilla Karthigesu and I will winSurvivor 48because no one will see me coming, she responds.
Sounds like a pretty generic response to us.
However, it turns out the height-challenged Kamilla means thatliterally.
I speak like an idiot and so no one will literally see me coming.
I mean… literally…
I am down here!
Everyone’s eyes are, like, their eye level is up here!
They’re all like a foot taller than me.
They won’t see me coming!
Another attribute that apparently needs to be added as well?
I’m going to use all the tools I have to win the game.
While being average maybe does not quite scream iconicSurvivorplayer at full volume, perhaps that is exactly the point.
So good for you, average Kyle!
Were picking up what youre putting down on that one.
But there are so many more players and so many more answers just waiting to be scrutinized.
Who is the self-proclaimed badass?
Who claims they can win anybody over?
(You forgot modesty!)
Those answers and more await you in the video above.
Survivor 48premieres Feb. 26 on CBS.
