The “Bachelor in Paradise” bartender shares his thoughts on the Truth Box-related chaos.

c’mon tell me you have an update on her GI health.

WELLS ADAMS:I know, I feel so bad for Sam!

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Coco steals Jess' sandal on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Do I know if she did or didn’t poop?

But I don’t think I’m at liberty to say.

My butt is shut… sorry, my mouth is shut.

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Wells reacts to the Paradise Truth Box chaos.ABC

I guess you gotta keep watching.

This week we met Coco the dog.

Tell us more about this shoe-stealing Paradise mascot!

The owner of the resort is a super nice guy named Diego.

That’s his dog.

So, he runs that beach.

My advice to the beachgoers is always be honest.

If you don’t want someone to go on a date, you should say so!

Also, those dates are fun; it’s always hard to turn them down.

Who could forget such romantic quotes as:

Swoon!

Why do you think the mere presence of the Truth Box caused such excitement?

And listen, if they didn’t say it, someone else was going to.

What I love about Kat is she’s not shy about letting people know how she feels.

And by “people,” I mean the entire countryside of Sayulita!

This interview has been edited and condensed for length and clarity.

Bachelor in Paradiseairs Thursdays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.