It happens every season.

Of course, stealing the Bachelor for a chat is a normal and necessary part ofThe Bachelor.

But sometimes, the “Can I steal you?”

Kylee, Zach, and Anastasia from The Bachelor

Kylee, Zach, and Anastasia on ‘The Bachelor’.ABC

What was Zach doing this whole time, you may ask?

I’ll tell you, rose lovers: NOTHING!

Why do Bachelorsalwaysdo this?

Allow me to translate, rose lovers:Producers told me to keep quiet and let the ladies fight.

(At least, that what it sounds like to me.)

What happens if his dogs disapprove of a woman he’s dating?

And how awkward is it to take all those showers on camera?

Watch the video above for Zach’s answers.