“I basically walked in saying, ‘Hi everyone, nice to meet you, happy day one!
I had sex last night!'”
If you have dreams of stage stardom, think twice before you set foot in a Krispy Kreme.

Zoey Deutch.Matthew Simmons/Getty Images
“I thought, ‘Oh that would be a nice thing to get some people some donuts’…
I was like, ‘Donuts?
Why would you bring donuts?'”

Ephraim Sykes and Zoey Deutch in ‘Our Town’.Daniel Rader
Then it hit her.
I had sex last night!'"
Deutch continued to joke, “A lot of it!
Eight dozen worth!”
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